Brendon Burns
Brendon F***ing Burns - First one Back After a Very Public Nervous Breakdown on Stage in Adelaide Last Year
You need to see this show.
You need to see this show!
Brendon Burns! The international legend has been missing in action since 2019. Now he can tell the truth about where he's been...
From surviving the world's deadliest fish, to trekking through deepest Navajo desert on foot, through a CIA anomalous phenomena hotspot, to countless encounters with the intelligence community thereafter, to cyber wars and cyber influence, to evolutionary code hidden within the beats of stories and mythology and exactly how far along AI is, off the back of it. F@#k me!
Nothing will prepare you for this one.
Nothing.
You need to see this show.
He's not breaking any laws, he's signed no official secrets act.
It's his truth, his intel and his story to share.
By the end, you're going to know beyond all reasonable doubt just how true that is.
Cos he's Brendon f'n Burns.
And you bet your arse he's back.
'Not only has he been pushing the boundaries for decades. I'm quite certain he has no idea where they are.' Jimmy Carr
'Go see this Aussie gobshite.' Ricky Gervais
'One bad mutha f****a.' Rain Pryor (daughter of Richard)
'The one guy I've seen that reminds me most of my Dad.' Kelly Carlin (daughter of George)
'Go! See!' ★★★★★ Chortle (UK)
'Respect sir. And more than a little awe.' ★★★★★ The Scotsman
'The show of the fest!' Montreal Gazette
'Burns is a blessing.' ★★★★★ The Guardian
'It's about time we can all agree that he is up there with the all time greats.' ★★★★★ The Evening Standard (UK)
'It would be impossible to imagine the fringe without him.' ★★★★★ ThreeWeeks (UK)
'Will profoundly affect you long after you leave the theatre. Long live Brendon f'n Burns.' ★★★★★ Metro (UK)
Suitable for audiences 15+
Language – strong coarse language
References to self-harm and suicide
References to sexual assault or abuse
You need to see this show.
You need to see this show!
Brendon Burns! The international legend has been missing in action since 2019. Now he can tell the truth about where he's been...
From surviving the world's deadliest fish, to trekking through deepest Navajo desert on foot, through a CIA anomalous phenomena hotspot, to countless encounters with the intelligence community thereafter, to cyber wars and cyber influence, to evolutionary code hidden within the beats of stories and mythology and exactly how far along AI is, off the back of it. F@#k me!
Nothing will prepare you for this one.
Nothing.
You need to see this show.
He's not breaking any laws, he's signed no official secrets act.
It's his truth, his intel and his story to share.
By the end, you're going to know beyond all reasonable doubt just how true that is.
Cos he's Brendon f'n Burns.
And you bet your arse he's back.
'Not only has he been pushing the boundaries for decades. I'm quite certain he has no idea where they are.' Jimmy Carr
'Go see this Aussie gobshite.' Ricky Gervais
'One bad mutha f****a.' Rain Pryor (daughter of Richard)
'The one guy I've seen that reminds me most of my Dad.' Kelly Carlin (daughter of George)
'Go! See!' ★★★★★ Chortle (UK)
'Respect sir. And more than a little awe.' ★★★★★ The Scotsman
'The show of the fest!' Montreal Gazette
'Burns is a blessing.' ★★★★★ The Guardian
'It's about time we can all agree that he is up there with the all time greats.' ★★★★★ The Evening Standard (UK)
'It would be impossible to imagine the fringe without him.' ★★★★★ ThreeWeeks (UK)
'Will profoundly affect you long after you leave the theatre. Long live Brendon f'n Burns.' ★★★★★ Metro (UK)
Suitable for audiences 15+
Language – strong coarse language
References to self-harm and suicide
References to sexual assault or abuse
